
Let us be the LIFE OF YOUR PARTY when you need a singing telegram in
Columbia, Jefferson City, St Louis, St Charles, St Peters, Kansas City, Lake Ozark & Osage Beach, Kirksville,
Cape Girardeau, Springfield, Rolla, Joplin, St Joseph, Branson, Warrenton, Warrensburg, Sedalia, Blue Ridge, Grain Valley,
Warsaw, Moberly, Liberty, Independence, Washington, Marshall, Macon, Salem, Boonville, Fulton, Lebanon, Sullivan, Neosho,
Nevada, Harrisonville, Wright City, O Fallon, Troy, Montgomery City, Missouri Mo.
We have a singing telegram for every occasion,
Birthday, Holiday, job promotion, to be romantic, Bachelor & Bachelorette, Fraternity & Sorority, Going-Away, Last-Day,
Get-Well, Anniversary, Retirement, Valentine's, Boss' & Secretary's Day, or just to say "I'm thinking
of you!"
Satisfaction guaranteed! For 12 years we have been creating
smiles! We love practical jokes and we try to incorporate a good prank whenever we can. Call for ideas. Although we honor
last minute requests, please try to book at least a week in advance.
For
your convenience we accept credit and debit cards as well as personal checks in advance and good green cash. A
deposit in advance is required on most services.
Tipping is appreciated! Our Entertainers & Rates... $20
Telephone Singing Telegrams (phone grams) delivered via telephone anywhere in the US. & Canada. With a little information,
we will personalize a song and sing via telephone. Perfect for a birthday greeting for a special friend or coworker. Last
minute telegrams are our specialty! Imagine this on speakerphone or intercom at their office or place of employment! Let us
let everyone know it is their special day!!! Other great ideas would be for employment anniversary, retirement, job promotion,
going away or last day. For an additional
$20-25 we can bring a gift with our telegrams such as a floral bouquet, roses, a birthday cake, a balloon bouquet tied
to a candy bag weight, or a bottle of wine or champaign for that extra special occasion.
$95 Standard personalized singing telegram done in tuxedo or evening gown. Other costumes at this price include
a cowgirl or cowboy, nurse or doctor, biker, the Grim Reeper. This rate is based out of Columbia with
Dustin or Jason or Lisa. Mileage may be applicable for surrounding areas including Jefferson City, Moberly, Fulton, and Boonville. We have done singing telegrams asking for a date and even marriage
proposels for the guy who just cant get the words out himself (she said yes, of course). This was a most memerable telegram,
inquire about it if your are interested, it really went over well and he still participated by presenting the ring at the
end of the telegram. We have lots more creative ideas, just ask! $115 For a good roasting they will never forgive you for, how about a singing telegram by
a female impersonator (drag queen)? Tastefully done, let one of our drag queens slither across the conference desk and
land in your boss' lap and sing him "Happy Birthday". Currently we have female impersonators in St Louis
and Columbia/Jefferson City Mid Mo areas. Ginger does singing telegrams for the ultimate
birthday "roasting". Rates start at $115 for a singing telegram or a 10-15 minute performance done in
drag. Ginger, Miranda, and Melissa Monet have a whole wardrobe and they can even come as Marilyn Monroe or
Cher! $125 Singing Telegrams
performed by Johnny throughout the St Louis area (mileage may be applicable). These include the Grim Reeper, Policeman,
Doctor, Tuxedo, or the Gorilla. We try to incorporate a good prank in whenever we can. Guaranteed to get loads
of laughs! Johnny brings half dozen roses or a small balloon bouquet (6 balloons) with his telegrams. Large balloon
bouquet or full dozen roses are an extra $20
$150 Elvis impersonator singing telegram by Johnny. This
is only available for St Louis and the surrounding areas. Fifteen minutes of a few songs
and jokes, both entertaining and comical, and sure to be enjoyed by everyone! Johnny brings a small balloon bouquet
or a half dozen roses with all his telegrams. $150 Austin Powers singing telegram. Pictures coming soon.
"Oh Baby Behave!" 15 minutes of comical Austin Powers including 3 songs. This telegram is available
with Johnny out of St Louis, and he will bring a balloon bouquet or 1/2 dozen roses.  $125 Santa Claus Telegram, or 15 minute Santa Visit to your school, home, etc. For longer visits,
we have a 1/2 hour rate of $150 and an hour at $200. Santa Johnny is available for all St Louis areas.
Currently
we are hiring experienced entertainers for singing telegrams (must have your own costumes) in all locations. Please send
us an e-mail or give us a call.
We answer the telephone from 9:00 AM to 9:00 PM daily.
Entertainers
can be booked from 9am till midnight. CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL US 573-499-0800
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