We have a singing telegram for every occasion, Birthday, Holiday, job promotion, to be romantic, Bachelor & Bachelorette, Fraternity & Sorority, Going-Away, Last-Day, Get-Well, Anniversary, Retirement, Valentine's, Boss' & Secretary's Day, or just to say "I'm thinking of you!

Satisfaction guaranteed! For 12 years we have been creating smiles! We love practical jokes and we try to incorporate a good prank whenever we can. Call for ideas. Although we honor last minute requests, please try to book at least a week in advance.

For your convenience we accept credit and debit cards as well as personal checks in advance and good green cash.  A deposit in advance is required on most services.

Tipping is appreciated!

$30 Telephone Singing Telegrams (phone grams) delivered via telephone anywhere in the US. & Canada. With a little information, we will personalize a song and sing via telephone. Perfect for a birthday greeting for a special friend or coworker. Last minute telegrams are our specialty! Imagine this on speakerphone or intercom at their office or place of employment! Let us let everyone know it is their special day!  We have some great ideas for employment anniversary, retirement, job promotion, going away or last day, etc.   All celebrities and acts listed below are available.  Please call for details.

For an additional $20-25 we can bring a gift with our telegrams such as a floral bouquet, roses, a birthday cake, a balloon bouquet tied to a candy bag weight, or a bottle of wine or champaign for that extra special occasion.

$125 Standard personalized singing telegram done in tuxedo or evening gown. Other costumes at this price include a cowgirl or cowboy, nurse or doctor, biker, the Grim Reeper.  This rate is based out of Columbia with Dustin.  Mileage may be applicable for surrounding areas including Jefferson City, Moberly, Fulton, and Boonville.  This telegram comes with a small balloon bouquet.  

We have done singing telegrams asking for a date and even marriage proposels for the guy who just cant get the words out himself (she said yes, of course). This was a most memerable telegram, inquire about it if your are interested, it really went over well and he still participated by presenting the ring at the end of the telegram. We have lots more creative ideas, just ask!
 

             
      Tiffany                            Tabbi Katt                           Miranda 
$125  For a good roasting they will never forgive you for, how about a singing telegram by a female impersonator (drag queen)?  Tastefully done, let one of our drag queens slither across the conference desk and land in your boss' lap and sing him "Happy Birthday".  Currently we have female impersonators in St Louis (Tiffany and Tabbi) and Columbia/Jefferson City (Miranda) areas.  A singing telegram by a female impersonator for the ultimate birthday "roasting" consisting of a 15 minute performance done in drag.  Miranda, Tiffany and Tabbi Katt have a whole wardrobe and they can even come as Marilyn Monroe or Cher!  Tabbi Katt can do a singing and clogging routine.  You can dress your own drag queen by selecting a wardrobe and wig combination.

                                  

$125  Singing Telegrams performed by Johnny throughout the St Louis area (mileage may be applicable).  These include the Grim Reeper, Policeman, Doctor, Tuxedo, or the Gorilla.  We try to incorporate a good prank in whenever we can. Guaranteed to get loads of laughs!  Johnny brings half dozen roses or a small balloon bouquet (6 balloons) with his telegrams. Large balloon bouquet or full dozen roses are an extra $20    

$150 Elvis impersonator singing telegram by Johnny.  This is only available for St Louis and the surrounding areas.   Fifteen minutes of a few songs and jokes, both entertaining and comical, and sure to be enjoyed by everyone!  Johnny brings a small balloon bouquet or a half dozen roses with all his telegrams.

$150 Austin Powers singing telegram.  Pictures coming soon.  "Oh Baby Behave!"  15 minutes of comical Austin Powers including 3 songs.  This telegram is available with Johnny out of St Louis, and he will bring a balloon bouquet or 1/2 dozen roses.

$125 Santa Claus Telegram, or 15 minute Santa Visit to your school, home, etc.  For longer visits, we have a 1/2 hour  rate of $150 and an hour at $175.  Santa Johnny is available for all St Louis, St Charles, St Peters and surrounding areas.

 Currently we are hiring experienced entertainers for singing telegrams (must have your own costumes) in all locations.  Please send us an e-mail or give us a call. 

We answer the telephone from 9:00 AM to 9:00 PM daily.

Entertainers can be booked from 9am till midnight.

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